Tough on the outside, sweet on the inside, and absolutely will stick you if you cross the line. That's a nurse. That's also a pineapple. Coincidence? No one thinks so.

Why you'll love it

Because it says everything without explaining itself. Just like you.

Fabric and fit

• 100% preshrunk cotton — soft, breathable, and holds its shape
• Classic unisex fit that wears comfortably all day
• Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem for durability
• Taped neck and shoulders for added structure
• Tear-away label

Note: Heather colors are a 50/50 cotton/poly blend for added softness.

Sizing note

Classic unisex fit. True to size. Available S–3XL.

Care instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the design.

Size guide