It starts at the breakfast table. A pun about the cereal. A bit about the weather. A callback to that joke he told three Christmases ago that nobody asked him to repeat but he did anyway. The dad joke filing system is real, and it's running 24/7.

Butter-soft, lightweight, with a relaxed fit that wears in better every wash. The kind of shirt he reaches for when he wants the room to know exactly what they're in for.

Why you'll love it

Because the jokes were never going to stop, and now at least the shirt warns people.

Complete the gift

Pair it with a Day Job Flex mug for the morning coffee that powers the whole operation. Caffeine in, dad jokes out. It's a system.

Little detail, big laugh

Printed inside the collar: "Loading jokes... please wait." ... a quiet preview of what's coming. Most people won't see it. The ones who do will know they have about ten seconds to brace themselves.

Fabric and fit

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
• Ultra-soft with a smooth, lightweight feel
• Easy drape that moves comfortably with you
• Modern unisex fit that wears relaxed without feeling loose
• Tear-away label for a tag-free feel
• Designed for everyday wear and repeat use

Note: Heather colors are a cotton/poly blend (52% cotton / 48% polyester) for added softness and durability.

Sizing note

Modern unisex fit with an easy drape that feels flattering and comfortable. Available in XS–4XL. Stay true to size for a relaxed everyday fit.

Want this in something warmer? The Cozy Crewneck and Hoodie carry the same energy with added fleece for cooler mornings.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
Use mild detergent and avoid bleach
Tumble dry low or hang to dry to preserve the print
Do not iron directly on the design

Size guide