Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery – Cozy Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery – Cozy Crewneck Sweatshirt
Some moments require patience. Others require coffee immediately. This sweatshirt leans into that truth with dry humor and just enough honesty to make people laugh and maybe give you some space. It’s the perfect balance of funny and self-aware, made for early starts, long days, and anyone who knows caffeine is preventative care.
Comfortable, relatable, and best worn before your first cup.
Fabric and fit
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50% cotton / 50% polyester blend
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Soft fleece interior for warmth and comfort
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Classic unisex fit designed for easy layering
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Mid-weight feel that stays cozy without being bulky
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Ribbed cuffs, collar, and waistband for a clean, structured look
Why you’ll love it
Because coffee doesn’t fix everything, but it does prevent escalation.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 64 | 68 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 | 34 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.6 | 35.4 | 36.6 | 37.4 | 38.6 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Care Instructions
| General | This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style. |
| Wash | Machine washable in warm water with like colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |
All orders ship from our U.S. production partners for fast, dependable delivery.
Estimated delivery:
• Standard: 4–7 business days
• Express: 2–4 business days
Tracking is included with every order.
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