Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery – Heavyweight Tee
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Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery – Heavyweight Tee
Some days need coffee before you interact with other people. Easy to wear, with a little more structure. Soft, durable, and made to hold its shape, it’s comfortable enough for everyday life and solid enough to rely on.
Why you’ll love it
Because coffee helps, and this shirt does too.
Fabric and fit
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100% cotton with a thicker, classic tee feel
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More structured and substantial than lightweight tees
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Traditional unisex fit with a sturdy drape
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Designed for durability and everyday wear
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Keeps its shape and structure over time
Sizing note
This tee has a classic, roomier fit than a lightweight t-shirt. Most customers order their usual size for a comfortable feel. Size up if you want extra ease through the chest or shoulders.
If you prefer a softer, lighter feel with more stretch and a closer fit, this design is also available in the Everyday Tee.
Also available as
Everyday Tee · Women’s Tee · Cozy Crewneck · Hoodie
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 |
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
Use mild detergent and avoid bleach
Tumble dry low or hang to dry to preserve the print
Do not iron directly on the design
All orders ship from our U.S. production partners for fast, dependable delivery.
Estimated delivery:
• Standard: 4–7 business days
• Express: 2–4 business days
Tracking is included with every order.
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