Everyone knows how that sentence was going to end. This hoodie captures the joke perfectly and lets it land without over-explaining. Straightforward, relatable, and quietly funny, it feels like the thought you have but never finish out loud.

Easy to throw on, easy to live in, and accurate at any hour, this is the kind of hoodie that earns agreement instead of laughs. The kind people read once and immediately understand.

Why you’ll love it
Because a day without coffee is purely theoretical and you are not here to test it.

Fabric and fit

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend with a soft fleece interior

• Cozy midweight feel that balances warmth and comfort

• Classic unisex fit designed for layering without bulk

• Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a clean, structured finish

• Durable construction made for repeat wear
  

Also available as:

Everyday Tee · Heavyweight Tee · Cozy Crewneck

Size guide

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
Use mild detergent and avoid bleach
Tumble dry low or hang to dry to preserve the print
Do not iron directly on the design