I’m a Nightmare Before Coffee
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I’m a Nightmare Before Coffee
I’m a Nightmare Before Coffee – Cozy Coffee Humor Crewneck
Some people wake up cheerful. Others require coffee before they’re safe to interact with, and this sweatshirt makes that crystal clear. With bold, slightly spooky lettering and unapologetic honesty, “I’m a Nightmare Before Coffee” is the perfect mix of humor and truth. Cozy, warm, and relatable, it’s ideal for early mornings, long days, and any situation where caffeine hasn’t kicked in yet.
It’s funny, self-aware, and just dramatic enough to be accurate.
Fabric and fit
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50% cotton / 50% polyester blend with a soft fleece interior
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Classic unisex fit that’s relaxed and easy to layer
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Mid-weight sweatshirt feel that’s warm without being bulky
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Ribbed cuffs, collar, and waistband for a comfortable, secure fit
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Durable construction made for repeat wear and washes
Why you’ll love it
Because this isn’t a personality flaw, it’s a temporary condition that improves with coffee.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 64 | 68 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 | 34 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.6 | 35.4 | 36.6 | 37.4 | 38.6 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Care Instructions
| General | This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style. |
| Wash | Machine washable in warm water with like colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |
All orders ship from our U.S. production partners for fast, dependable delivery.
Estimated delivery:
• Standard: 4–7 business days
• Express: 2–4 business days
Tracking is included with every order.
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