Keep Calm & Clamp On – Heavyweight Tee
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Keep Calm & Clamp On – Heavyweight Tee
Chaos is the job description. Clamping on is the skill set. This design is for the nurse who doesn't flinch, the one who reaches for what she needs without looking, because she's done it a thousand times. Crossed clamps, fire, vintage lettering. Calm on the outside. Absolute professional on the inside.
Why you'll love it
Because you don't panic. You clamp on and handle it. This shirt already knows that.
Fabric and fit
- Heavyweight 100% cotton, substantial feel without being stiff
- Relaxed unisex fit with a little room to move
- Holds its shape wash after wash
- Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem for durability
- Tear-away label
Sizing note
Relaxed unisex fit. True to size. Available S–3XL.
Care instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the design.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 |
| Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
All orders ship from our U.S. production partners for fast, dependable delivery.
Estimated delivery:
• Standard: 4–7 business days
• Express: 2–4 business days
Tracking is included with every order.
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