Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery – Signature Mug Tee
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Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery – Signature Mug Tee
Some days coffee really is the difference. Soft, lightweight, and easy to wear when your patience runs thin but your humor stays intact. Keeps its shape and comfort through regular wear so it stays dependable when you need it most.
Why you’ll love it
Because it says what you’re thinking in a way that still makes people laugh.
Fabric and fit
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
- Ultra-soft with a smooth, lightweight feel
- Easy drape that moves comfortably with you
- Modern unisex fit that wears relaxed without feeling loose
- Tear-away label for a tag-free feel
- Designed for everyday wear and repeat use
Sizing note
Modern unisex fit with an easy drape that feels flattering without clinging. Stay true to size for a relaxed everyday fit.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
Use mild detergent and avoid bleach
Tumble dry low or hang to dry to preserve the print
Do not iron directly on the design
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
All orders ship from our U.S. production partners for fast, dependable delivery.
Estimated delivery:
• Standard: 4–7 business days
• Express: 2–4 business days
Tracking is included with every order.
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