Hello Darkness My Old Friend – Everyday Tee
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Hello Darkness My Old Friend – Everyday Tee
This one meets you where you are. Quiet, familiar, and just a little self-aware, it carries a sense of calm humor that doesn’t need explanation. The reference lands instantly and feels personal, like an inside thought you’re comfortable wearing out loud.
It’s an easy tee to reach for and an easy one to recognize yourself in. A funny coffee shirt for people who appreciate dry humor, familiar references, and everyday comfort.
Fabric and fit
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
- Ultra-soft with a smooth, lightweight feel
- Easy drape that moves comfortably with you
- Modern unisex fit that wears relaxed without feeling loose
- Designed for everyday wear and repeat use
Why you’ll love it
Because sometimes the quiet reference says everything you don’t feel like explaining.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
Use mild detergent and avoid bleach
Tumble dry low or hang to dry to preserve the print
Do not iron directly on the design
All orders ship from our U.S. production partners for fast, dependable delivery.
Estimated delivery:
• Standard: 4–7 business days
• Express: 2–4 business days
Tracking is included with every order.
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