Not a morning person. Not even close. Before coffee, this person is a full-on nightmare, and this shirt announces that clearly so everyone can plan accordingly. Dry, direct, and instantly relatable for anyone who's ever been handed a meeting invite before 9am.

Why you'll love it

Because it's a warning label. And a shirt. At the same time.

Fabric and fit

• Heavyweight 100% cotton, substantial feel without being stiff
• Relaxed unisex fit with a little room to move
• Holds its shape wash after wash
• Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem for durability
• Tear-away label

Sizing note

Relaxed unisex fit. True to size. Available S–2XL.

Care instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the design.

Size guide