This shirt doesn’t soften the message. It states a fact and lets everyone plan accordingly. Straightforward, dry, and immediately relatable, it’s the kind of humor people recognize before you say a word.

Built on a heavier tee with a structured feel, it wears solid and intentional. Nothing fussy. Nothing delicate. Just a shirt that matches the energy you’re bringing before coffee.

Fabric and fit

• 100% cotton with a thicker, classic tee feel

• More structured and substantial than lightweight shirts

• Traditional unisex fit with a sturdy drape

• Designed for durability and everyday wear

• Keeps its shape and structure over time

Why you’ll love it

Because it’s not a joke. It’s advance notice.

Size guide

Care instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
Use mild detergent and avoid bleach
Tumble dry low or hang to dry to reduce shrinkage and maintain shape
Do not iron directly on the design
Built to hold its structure and wear well over time